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2.5 STAR REVIEWS

HOUSEWIFE
THE HAUNTED
MARA
CORBIN NASH
 
INSIDIOUS: THE LAST KEY
ATTACK OF THE KILLER DONUTS
RUIN ME
MUSE
LEATHERFACE
THE BAD BATCH
AWAKEN THE SHADOWMAN
​CAMERA OBSCURA
DARK SIGNAL
AARON'S BLOOD
​POOL PARTY MASSACRE
THE TRANSFIGURATION
ATOMICA
​FEAR ITSELF
DAYLIGHT'S END
​​COLD MOON
GEHENNA--WHERE DEATH LIVES
SHE WHO MUST BURN
VILLISCA
SILENT RETREAT
BACKTRACK
​
HOWL
THE VISIT
​THE VATICAN TAPES
​POLTERGEIST
POLTERGEIST (w/ SPOILERS)
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​ALL I NEED
​COWBOYS VS. DINOSAURS
​OUT OF THE DARK
​MUCK
​MAS NEGRO QUE LA NOCHE
​WYRMWOOD
EXTRATERRESTRIAL

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2 STAR REVIEWS

THE MOOSE HEAD OVER THE MANTEL
THE TOYBOX
HOVER 
A QUIET PLACE
THE DEVIL AND FATHER AMORTH
WINCHESTER
THE FORLORNED
FLORA
THE LAST HORROR MOVIE
WINNERS TAPE ALL: THE HENDERSON BROS STORY
THE CONDUIT
​
BLOODY WEDNESDAY
​
THE HATCHING
​
KILD-TV
​
LAST GIRL STANDING
​
SUBURBANITE
​
A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY
​
HANGMAN
​DARK SUMMER
THE ATTICUS INSTITUTE ​
​THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE III
TROG
​THE WALKING DECEASED
FEAR CLINIC

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  • home
  • screenwriter
    • comedy >
      • a. family portrait
      • he must smell my dog
      • rope-a-dope
      • Say Uncle!
      • tonight I shall lease your soul
    • drama >
      • the build
      • mariposa county
    • monster movies >
      • silver spoon
      • spider eaters
      • trip
      • You Can Never Go Home
    • psychological thriller >
      • clare, this is julia
      • harsh critic
      • my brother the serial killer
      • pactola
    • sci-fi >
      • lindsay's locker
      • structure
      • valet
    • supernatural horror >
      • bear
      • the costume people
      • don't go into the baby's room
      • ESP
      • furnish
      • unrequited love is for the birds
      • you came back
    • Zombie Horror >
      • a great yard
      • A Stench in the Nostrils of God
      • boys
      • christian demons
      • the french toast nine
      • george, frank and liza
      • me & simon baker
      • mom died
      • rest area
      • sid's apple
    • accolades
  • actor
    • sleeping ugly
    • résumé
  • filmmaker
    • chair
    • french toast
    • Immolation
    • ready to go
  • film critic
    • 5 star reviews
    • 4 / 4.5 star reviews
    • 3 / 3.5 star reviews
    • 2 / 2.5 star reviews
    • 0.5 / 1 / 1.5 star reviews
    • classic movie reviews
    • Tom Holland's Terror Time
    • marketing mentions
    • '80s horror ladies
    • '80s horror hunks
  • novelist
    • cheap therapy
    • island hunters
    • scratcher
    • What the House Saw
  • prose
    • the house up the street
    • blogs
    • klassics
    • writings
  • movie nerd
    • zombies >
      • concerns about the living dead
      • the nurse controversy
    • movie love
    • talking shop
    • stew of sin
    • fanatical
  • bio