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The ultimate Christmas photograph.
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To what lengths will one mother go to make it memorable? Meet Janice Gordon and her family of misfits.  Forsaking all monetary, moral and common sense concerns, Janice embarks on a hilarious and heart-warming mission to create an Addams Family-themed Christmas card.

ACCOLADES

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2021 Quarter Finalist @ ISA Comedy & Genre Busting Competition
2015 Official Comedy Finalist @ World Series of Screenwriting
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video pitch

120-second video pitch for "A. FAMILY PORTRAIT".

basics

GENRE:  Dark / Absurd Comedy
LENGTH:  Feature-length
PROTECTION:  WGA; West registered
DRAFTS:  Six (6) completed drafts
NUMBER: A. Family Portrait is my 4th feature spec
PAGE COUNT: One hundred and three (103) pages
SUGGESTED MPAA RATING: PG-13
INSPIRATIONS:  Following a surreal dream about an Addams Family-themed gift for friends, the idea was born.

hey, shannon!

In what has become a tradition in most of my scripts, ​​I have a character named "Shannon" within the story.  ​In A. Family Portrait, "Shannon" is the youngest child in the Gordon family.
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table read

A 1st reading was held in the spring of 2014.
THE CAST:  Amelia Baker, Libby Baker, Noah Baker,
Michael Balin, Frances Chewning, Nick Cobb, Michael Klug,
David Kurtz, Justin Marchert, Allen Marsh, Maggie McCollester,
Candis Phlegm, Leni Ramberg, Whit Spurgeon, Tomm Taylor.

proposed casting

© 2009-2022 michael klug. all rights reserved.
  • home
  • screenwriter
    • comedy >
      • a. family portrait
      • he must smell my dog
      • rope-a-dope
      • Say Uncle!
      • tonight I shall lease your soul
    • drama >
      • the build
      • mariposa county
    • monster movies >
      • silver spoon
      • spider eaters
      • trip
      • You Can Never Go Home
    • psychological thriller >
      • clare, this is julia
      • harsh critic
      • my brother the serial killer
      • pactola
    • sci-fi >
      • lindsay's locker
      • structure
      • valet
    • supernatural horror >
      • bear
      • the costume people
      • don't go into the baby's room
      • ESP
      • furnish
      • unrequited love is for the birds
      • you came back
    • Zombie Horror >
      • a great yard
      • A Stench in the Nostrils of God
      • boys
      • christian demons
      • the french toast nine
      • george, frank and liza
      • me & simon baker
      • mom died
      • rest area
      • sid's apple
    • accolades
  • actor
    • sleeping ugly
    • résumé
  • filmmaker
    • chair
    • french toast
    • Immolation
    • ready to go
  • film critic
    • 5 star reviews
    • 4 / 4.5 star reviews
    • 3 / 3.5 star reviews
    • 2 / 2.5 star reviews
    • 0.5 / 1 / 1.5 star reviews
    • classic movie reviews
    • Tom Holland's Terror Time
    • marketing mentions
    • '80s horror ladies
    • '80s horror hunks
  • novelist
    • cheap therapy
    • island hunters
    • scratcher
    • What the House Saw
  • prose
    • the house up the street
    • blogs
    • klassics
    • writings
  • movie nerd
    • zombies >
      • concerns about the living dead
      • the nurse controversy
    • movie love
    • talking shop
    • stew of sin
    • fanatical
  • bio