A new battle every THREE days beginning July 28th 2014! Vote for your favorite horror hotties!
Who will be the big winner?
For details about each hunk and to cast your vote, visit the "battle details" link in each "boner battle" below!
Who will be the big winner?
For details about each hunk and to cast your vote, visit the "battle details" link in each "boner battle" below!
Boner Battle # ONE "Let's Get This Started!" WINNER: CHRIS SARANDON |
Boner Battle # TWO
"Freddy's Boys Part One" WINNER: DANNY HASSEL |
Boner Battle # THREE "Mature Men" WINNER: TERRY O'QUINN |
Boner Battle # FOUR "Now Household Names" WINNER: DENNIS QUAID |
Boner Battle # FIVE "April Fool's Day Pranksters" WINNER: KEN OLANDT |
Boner Battle # SIX "Battle of the Friday the 13th Blondes" WINNER: THOM MATHEWS |
Boner Battle # SEVEN "The Boys of THE LOST BOYS" WINNER: JASON PATRIC |
Boner Battle # EIGHT "Crystal Lake Boners: Revisited" WINNER: PETER BARTON |
Boner Battle # NINE "Let the Fur Fly" WINNER: TODD ALLEN |
Boner Battle # TEN "Pretty Boys" WINNER: STEPHEN SHELLEN |
Boner Battle # ELEVEN "Dead is Better -- Toned Skinny Boys" WINNER: BRUCE ABBOTT |
Boner Battle # TWELVE "Opposites Attract" WINNER: SEAN CHAPMAN |
Boner Battle # THIRTEEN "Freddy's Boys Part Two" WINNER: JOHNNY DEPP |
Boner Battle # FOURTEEN "DON'T Avoid Like the Plague" WINNER: URBANO BARBERINI |
Boner Battle # FIFTEEN "Freddy's Boys Part Three" WINNER: ROBERT RUSLER |
Boner Battle # SIXTEEN "Sooo Not Creepy" WINNER: PAUL SATTERFIELD |
Boner Battle # SEVENTEEN "Battle of the Hairy Pits" WINNER: BRUCE CAMPBELL! |
Boner Battle # EIGHTEEN "Honest to God Sex Symbols" WINNER: KURT RUSSELL! |
Boner Battle # NINETEEN "Pork and Beans" WINNER: MICHAEL BIEHN! |
Boner Battle # TWENTY "Our Final Boys" WINNER: TOM MCBRIDE! |
The Prelim Boner Wrap-Up! (click here for all the details!)
SEMI-FINAL BONER BATTLES HAVE BEGUN!
the field's cut in half! We start anew with only 20 hunks! Unlike the prelims, you only have 2 days to vote, not 3!
Semi-Final Boner Battle # ONE "Mature Men Revisited" WINNER: CHRIS SARANDON! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle # TWO "The Dream Warriors" WINNER: DANNY HASSEL! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle # THREE "Smooth vs. Furry" WINNER: JASON PATRIC! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle # FOUR "Crystal Lake's B & B" WINNER: THOM MATHEWS! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle #5 "The A-Team" WINNER: BRUCE ABBOTT! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle #6 "All that Stubble" WINNER: STEPHEN SHELLEN! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle #7 "Bed or Bedroom Door?" WINNER: ROBERT RUSLER! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle #8 "Barb Sat in an Urban Field" WINNER: PAUL SATTERFIELD! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle #9 "Battle of the Hairy Pits Volume Two" WINNER: MICHAEL BIEHN! |
Semi-Final Boner Battle #10 "David vs. Goliath " WINNER: KURT RUSSELL! |
The Semi-Final Boner Wrap-Up! (click here for all the details!)
Final Boner Battle #1 "The Next Door Neighbor vs. The Quarterback" WINNER: DANNY HASSEL! |
Final Boner Battle #2 "Crystal Lake vs. Santa Clara" WINNER: JASON PATRIC! |
Final Boner Battle #3 "Rub Some SHELLs on My ABBs" WINNER: STEPHEN SHELLEN! |
Final Boner Battle #4 "Fight of the #2s" WINNER: ROBERT RUSLER! |
Final Boner Battle #5 "Final 'Final' " WINNER: MICHAEL BIEHN! |
"SUDDEN ERECTION" The Top Five |