'80s horror hunks - NOT MY MESS

A new battle every THREE days beginning July 28th 2014! Vote for your favorite horror hotties!
Who will be the big winner?
For details about each hunk and to cast your vote, visit the "battle details" link in each "boner battle" below!

Boner Battle # ONE
"Let's Get This Started!"
WINNER: CHRIS SARANDON

Chris Sarandon of FRIGHT NIGHT (5 votes) vs. Kevin "Blair" Spirtas of FRIDAY THE 13TH 7 (4 votes)

Rodney Eastman of NIGHTMARE 3 & 4 (1 vote) vs. Danny Hassel of NIGHTMARE 4 & 5 (4 votes)

Boner Battle # TWO
"Freddy's Boys Part One"
WINNER: DANNY HASSEL

Boner Battle # THREE
"Mature Men"
WINNER: TERRY O'QUINN

Lance Henriksen of PUMPKINHEAD (1 vote) vs. Terry O'Quinn of THE STEPFATHER (2 votes)

Ed Harris of CREEPSHOW (0 votes) vs. Dennis Quaid of DREAMSCAPE (3 votes)

Boner Battle # FOUR
"Now Household Names"
WINNER: DENNIS QUAID

Boner Battle # FIVE
"April Fool's Day Pranksters"
WINNER: KEN OLANDT

Ken Olandt (14 votes) vs. Clayton Rohner (1 vote) -- both of APRIL FOOL'S DAY

John Furey of FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1 vote) vs. Thom Mathews of JASON LIVES (5 votes)

Boner Battle # SIX
"Battle of the Friday the 13th Blondes"
WINNER: THOM MATHEWS

Boner Battle # SEVEN
"The Boys of THE LOST BOYS"
WINNER: JASON PATRIC

Kiefer Sutherland (2 votes) vs. Jason Patric (5 votes) -- both of THE LOST BOYS

Paul Kratka of F13: PART 3 (0 votes) vs. Peter Barton of F13: THE FINAL CHAPTER (3 votes)

Boner Battle # EIGHT
"Crystal Lake Boners: Revisited"
WINNER: PETER BARTON

Boner Battle # NINE
"Let the Fur Fly"
WINNER: TODD ALLEN

Jason Beghe of MONKEY SHINES (6 votes) vs. Todd Allen of WITCHBOARD (7 votes)

Adrian Pasdar of NEAR DARK (1 vote) vs. Stephen Shellen of THE STEPFATHER (2 votes)

Boner Battle # TEN
"Pretty Boys"
WINNER: STEPHEN SHELLEN

Boner Battle # ELEVEN
"Dead is Better -- Toned Skinny Boys"
WINNER: BRUCE ABBOTT

Dale Midkiff of PET SEMATARY (2 votes) vs. Bruce Abbott of RE-ANIMATOR (4 votes)

Lance Guest of JAWS: THE REVENGE (2 votes) vs. Sean Chapman of HELLRAISER (3 votes)

Boner Battle # TWELVE
"Opposites Attract"
WINNER: SEAN CHAPMAN

Boner Battle # THIRTEEN
"Freddy's Boys Part Two"
WINNER: JOHNNY DEPP

Andras Jones of NIGHTMARE 4 (2 votes) vs. Johnny Depp of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (6 votes)

Urbano Barberini of DEMONS (5 votes) vs. Jameson Parker of PRINCE OF DARKNESS (3 votes)

Boner Battle # FOURTEEN
"DON'T Avoid Like the Plague"
WINNER: URBANO BARBERINI

Boner Battle # FIFTEEN
"Freddy's Boys Part Three"
WINNER: ROBERT RUSLER

Mark Patton (2 votes) vs. Robert Rusler (4 votes) both from NIGHTMARE 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE

Daniel Beer (1 vote) vs. Paul Satterfield (5 votes) -- both of CREEPSHOW 2

Boner Battle # SIXTEEN
"Sooo Not Creepy"
WINNER: PAUL SATTERFIELD

Boner Battle # SEVENTEEN
"Battle of the Hairy Pits"
WINNER: BRUCE CAMPBELL!

David Beecroft of CREEPSHOW 2 (3 votes) vs. Bruce Campbell of EVIL DEAD 2 (6 votes)

Kurt Russell of THE THING (7 votes) vs. Gregory Harrison of RAZORBACK (4 votes)

Boner Battle # EIGHTEEN
"Honest to God Sex Symbols"
WINNER: KURT RUSSELL!

Boner Battle # NINETEEN
"Pork and Beans"
WINNER: MICHAEL BIEHN!

Michael Biehn of ALIENS (12 votes) vs. Kevin Bacon of FRIDAY THE 13TH (2 votes)

Allan Kayser of NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (3 votes) vs. Tom McBride of F13 PART 2 (5 votes)

Boner Battle # TWENTY
"Our Final Boys"
WINNER: TOM MCBRIDE!

The Prelim Boner Wrap-Up! (click here for all the details!)

SEMI-FINAL BONER BATTLES HAVE BEGUN!
the field's cut in half! We start anew with only 20 hunks! Unlike the prelims, you only have 2 days to vote, not 3!

Semi-Final Boner Battle # ONE
"Mature Men Revisited"
WINNER: CHRIS SARANDON!

Chris Sarandon of FRIGHT NIGHT (4 votes) vs. Terry O'Quinn of THE STEPFATHER (2 votes)

Danny Hassel of NIGHTMARE 4 & 5 (30 votes) vs. Dennis Quaid of DREAMSCAPE (5 votes)

Semi-Final Boner Battle # TWO
"The Dream Warriors"
WINNER: DANNY HASSEL!

Semi-Final Boner Battle # THREE
"Smooth vs. Furry"
WINNER: JASON PATRIC!

Ken Olandt of APRIL FOOL'S DAY (2 votes) vs. Jason Patric of THE LOST BOYS (6 votes)

Thom Mathews of JASON LIVES (7 votes) vs. Peter Barton of THE FINAL CHAPTER (3 votes)

Semi-Final Boner Battle # FOUR
"Crystal Lake's B & B"
WINNER: THOM MATHEWS!

Semi-Final Boner Battle #5
"The A-Team"
WINNER: BRUCE ABBOTT!

Todd Allen of WITCHBOARD (2 votes) vs. Bruce Abbott of RE-ANIMATOR (4 votes)

Stephen Shellen of THE STEPFATHER (6 votes) vs. Sean Chapman of HELLRAISER (1 vote)

Semi-Final Boner Battle #6
"All that Stubble"
WINNER: STEPHEN SHELLEN!

Semi-Final Boner Battle #7
"Bed or Bedroom Door?"
WINNER: ROBERT RUSLER!

Johnny Depp of NIGHTMARE 1 (4 votes) vs. Robert Rusler of NIGHTMARE 2 (7 votes)

Urbano Barberini of DEMONS (4 votes) vs. Paul Satterfield of CREEPSHOW 2 (5 votes)

Semi-Final Boner Battle #8
"Barb Sat in an Urban Field"
WINNER: PAUL SATTERFIELD!

Semi-Final Boner Battle #9
"Battle of the Hairy Pits Volume Two"
WINNER: MICHAEL BIEHN!

Bruce Campbell of EVIL DEAD 2 (2 votes) vs. Michael Biehn of ALIENS (8 votes)

Kurt Russell of THE THING (so far 6 votes) vs. Tom McBride of FRIDAY THE 13TH 2 (so far 3 votes)

Semi-Final Boner Battle #10
"David vs. Goliath "
WINNER: KURT RUSSELL!

The Semi-Final Boner Wrap-Up! (click here for all the details!)

Final Boner Battle #1
"The Next Door Neighbor vs. The Quarterback"
WINNER: DANNY HASSEL!

Chris Sarandon of FRIGHT NIGHT (3 votes) vs. Danny Hassel of NIGHTMARE 4/5 (27 votes)

Thom Mathews of JASON LIVES (7 votes) vs. Jason Patric of THE LOST BOYS (8 votes)

Final Boner Battle #2
"Crystal Lake vs. Santa Clara"
WINNER: JASON PATRIC!

Final Boner Battle #3
"Rub Some SHELLs on My ABBs"
WINNER: STEPHEN SHELLEN!

Stephen Shellen of THE STEPFATHER (7 votes) vs. Bruce Abbott of RE-ANIMATOR (1 vote)

Robert Rusler of NIGHTMARE 2 (23 votes) vs. Paul Satterfield of CREEPSHOW 2 (5 votes)

Final Boner Battle #4
"Fight of the #2s"
WINNER: ROBERT RUSLER!

Final Boner Battle #5
"Final 'Final' "
WINNER: MICHAEL BIEHN!

Michael Biehn of ALIENS (7 votes) vs. Kurt Russell of THE THING (6 votes)

"SUDDEN ERECTION"
The Top Five