NOT MY MESS
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For years I've been toying with the idea of penning my auto-biography.
Not because I've led this amazing, "Lifetime Movie of the Week" life.
Certainly not because anyone will want to read it,
but to use this process as a form of CHEAP THERAPY.

So many little things which plague my mind day in and day out.
Things from so long ago, only a moron (or a neurotic freak-bag)
would let them continue to take up space in their brain.
Well, I am that neurotic freak-bag.

It remains to be seen whether this will just turn out to be
one big collection of embarrassing moments,
or perhaps something more worthwhile...perhaps enlightening.

Bottom line, I need to get this crap out on the table and leave it there...
GROSS, GRAPHIC and NASTY!  
Won't you join me for some--

CHEAP THERAPY?

This book project is in the brainstorming and early writing stages.
Picture
I've got issues.
You've got issues.
We've all got issues.
But, I totally for real have some serious issues.

© 2009-2021 michael klug. all rights reserved.
  • home
  • feature scripts
    • a. family portrait
    • boys
    • christian demons
    • the costume people
    • furnish
    • me & simon baker
    • mom died
    • rope-a-dope
    • sid's apple
    • silver spoon
    • spider eaters
    • tonight I shall lease your soul
    • trip
  • short scripts / pilots
    • a great yard
    • lindsay's locker
    • structure
    • valet
  • pipeline
    • bear
    • clare, this is julia
    • dead on
    • don't go into the baby's room
    • ESP
    • the french toast nine
    • george, frank and liza
    • harsh critic
    • he must smell my dog
    • rest area
    • Say Uncle!
    • screenwriter
    • A Stench in the Nostrils of God
    • unrequited love is for the birds
    • You Can Never Go Home
  • actor
    • résumé
  • critic
    • 5 star reviews
    • 4 / 4.5 star reviews
    • 3 / 3.5 star reviews
    • 2 / 2.5 star reviews
    • 0.5 / 1 / 1.5 star reviews
    • classic movie reviews
    • marketing mentions
    • '80s horror ladies
    • '80s horror hunks
  • filmmaker
    • chair
    • french toast
    • Immolation
    • ready to go
  • books
    • cheap therapy
    • the house up the street
    • island hunters
    • scratcher
  • extras
    • blogs
    • fanatical
    • klassics
    • memory lane
    • movie love
    • sleeping ugly
    • stew of sin
    • talking shop
    • writings
    • zombies >
      • concerns about the living dead
      • the nurse controversy
  • bio