For years I've been toying with the idea of penning my auto-biography.
Not because I've led this amazing, "Lifetime Movie of the Week" life.
Certainly not because anyone will want to read it,
but to use this process as a form of CHEAP THERAPY.

So many little things which plague my mind day in and day out.
Things from so long ago, only a moron (or a neurotic freak-bag)
would let them continue to take up space in their brain.
Well, I am that neurotic freak-bag.

It remains to be seen whether this will just turn out to be
one big collection of embarrassing moments,
or perhaps something more worthwhile...perhaps enlightening.

Bottom line, I need to get this crap out on the table and leave it there...
GROSS, GRAPHIC and NASTY!  
Won't you join me for some--

CHEAP THERAPY?

This book project is in the brainstorming and early writing stages.

I've got issues.
You've got issues.
We've all got issues.
But, I totally for real have some serious issues.

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