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George A. Romero's 1978 anti-consumer classic--DAWN OF THE DEAD--has lots of goodies to satisfy many different tastes.  But, as with many beloved films of our time, there are harsh continuity errors.  Now... I have seen the film so many times that I have lost count.  One of my favorite things to do while watching the film, oh these hundreds of times, is to make note of the zombie inconsistencies, specifically those of the beloved "Nurse Zombie".

DAWN OF THE DEAD's "ESCALATOR" zombie (the late Clayton Hill), me & the "NURSE" zombie (Sharon Ceccatti) @ Chicago's 2004 Flashback Weekend!

An autographed photo from Sharon & the late Clayton!