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gENRE: Zombie Horror   |   SCREENPLAYS   |   aT-A-GLANCE

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A GREAT YARD   |   SHORT   |   complete   |   more info
Logline:  Judy Jones is a perky realtor with a go-getter attitude.  She'll do whatever she can to make sure ​her clients get exactly what they desire.
​But sometimes her over-zealousness gets the best of her, and she may miss some important details along the way.

A STENCH IN THE NOSTRILS OF GOD   |   FEATURE   |   complete   |   more info
​Logline:  Sheltered in his heavenly offices, God goes about his daily work routine, until an unplanned zombie outbreak erupts on Earth.
​Will God and his bumbling staff solve the mystery, locate a missing Jesus and save humanity?

BOYS   |   FEATURE   |   complete   |   more info
Logline:  It's the summer of 1982.  Following their parents' bitter divorce, 13-year old Mickey and his older brother Wade stay in the country with their farm-hand father, Acre.
​This season of unexpected self-discovery for Mickey coincides with some mysterious and violent changes to the world at large.

CHRISTIAN DEMONS   |   FEATURE   |   complete   |   more info
Logline:  ​Three gay friends leave the safety of West Hollywood to attend a Contemporary Christian concert on a religious campus in the Los Angeles suburbs.  Although initially welcomed, they'll soon realize that their presence sets in motion an evening of horrific events and brings forth a horde of religious, blood-thirsty monsters.  Will these queens survive the night?

THE FRENCH TOAST NINE   |   FEATURE   |   in-the-works   |   more info
Logline: 
The story follows nine female members of one family (and their close friends) on a weekend getaway for some ladies-only bonding and revelations of secret family recipes.
​But things quickly go wrong in many terrifying ways.

GEORGE, FRANK & LIZA   |   FEATURE   |   in-the-works   |   more info
Logline:  
Based on a series of zombie-related, non-sensical stories from Michael's writing youth, it follows the hijinks (including a love for the chili @ Joe's on 45th 1/2 St.)
of zombie George, his friend Frank, & Frank's lover, Liza.

ME & SIMON BAKER   |   FEATURE   |   complete   |   more info
Logline:  Eccentric Michael, obsessed with zombies since a childhood tragedy, must band together with Land of the Dead actor Simon Baker, when an actual zombie epidemic explodes.  Together, they must then travel cross-country to find the only person they believe can handle this disaster -- legendary director George A. Romero.

MOM DIED   |   FEATURE   |   complete   |   more info
​Logline:  
Peter returns to his small hometown following the news of his mother's death.  Estranged from his three siblings, he has also never met his two young nieces.
When a zombie outbreak occurs, he becomes trapped with his family (and all of their strained histories) ​inside the funeral home where his mother's wake was to take place.

REST AREA   |   FEATURE   |   in-the-works   |   more info
Logline:  A group of passengers (including single mother Kathleen and her two pre-teen daughters) are on a charter bus across the state of South Dakota.  When the bus stops for a scheduled restroom break at a secluded and primitively basic rest area, the discovery of a nearby cemetery and its reawakening inhabitants, will put Kathleen and her children in a fight for survival.

SID'S APPLE   |   FEATURE   |   complete   |   more info
Logline:  
Sid has returned from the dead, only to face a whole new way of "living" -- dealing with his past, friends and family,
​while simultaneously making sense of the events unfolding around him, including a growing awareness of his appetite for living flesh.

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  • home
  • screenwriter
    • comedy >
      • a. family portrait
      • he must smell my dog
      • rope-a-dope
      • Say Uncle!
      • tonight I shall lease your soul
    • drama >
      • one last build in Centralia
      • mariposa county
    • monster movies >
      • silver spoon
      • spider eaters
      • trip
      • You Can Never Go Home
    • psychological thriller >
      • clare, this is julia
      • harsh critic
      • my brother the serial killer
      • pactola
    • sci-fi >
      • lindsay's locker
      • structure
      • valet
    • supernatural horror >
      • bear
      • the costume people
      • don't go into the baby's room
      • ESP
      • furnish
      • unrequited love is for the birds
      • you came back
    • Zombie Horror >
      • a great yard
      • A Stench in the Nostrils of God
      • boys
      • christian demons
      • the french toast nine
      • george, frank and liza
      • me & simon baker
      • mom died
      • rest area
      • sid's apple
    • accolades
  • actor
    • sleeping ugly
    • résumé
  • filmmaker
    • chair
    • french toast
    • Immolation
    • ready to go
  • film critic
    • 5 star reviews
    • 4 / 4.5 star reviews
    • 3 / 3.5 star reviews
    • 2 / 2.5 star reviews
    • 0.5 / 1 / 1.5 star reviews
    • classic movie reviews
    • Tom Holland's Terror Time
    • marketing mentions
    • '80s horror ladies
    • '80s horror hunks
  • novelist
    • cheap therapy
    • island hunters
    • scratcher
    • What the House Saw
  • prose
    • the house up the street
    • blogs
    • klassics
    • writings
  • movie nerd
    • zombies >
      • concerns about the living dead
      • the nurse controversy
    • movie love
    • talking shop
    • stew of sin
    • fanatical
  • bio